The Crac Center For Cracing

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GIMME DAT CRAC

THIS CRAC WANTS TO LIVE IN YOUR WALLET

Shut up. Listen up. You have no idea how much danger you are in by being here. Crac is an apex predator who will make nom nom on your organs as soon as kiss you on the nose

WHAT WE KNOW

If you don't own Crac then you don't know sh*t

JUST A HEADS UP

This Crac is going to eat its way through every living thing on this planet

You probably want to be on it's good side???? (Bro??????)

X!

Pump!

Telegram!

Dex!

Ur gunna get addicted!

1. Release a swarm of bees in a crowded room.

2. Replace all the sugar in the office kitchen with salt.

3. Fake a lottery win for someone.

4. Call someone repeatedly from an unknown number in the middle of the night.

5. Set off the fire alarm during an important meeting.

6. Spoil the ending of a much-anticipated book or movie.

7. Switch out someone's coffee with decaf.

8. Scatter someone's important papers with a fan.

9. Glue coins to the sidewalk.

10. Hide someone's car keys before they have to leave for work.

11. Hide alarm clocks around someone’s house, set to go off at different times.

12. Put food coloring in the showerhead.

13. Send out a fake job offer email.

14. Superglue coins into a vending machine coin slot.

15. Change someone’s computer password and lock them out.

16. Place plastic wrap over the toilet seat.

17. Fill a room with balloons so it’s hard to move around.

18. Place a “kick me” sign on someone’s back.

19. Create a fake social media profile pretending to be someone else.

20. Unplug the refrigerator at a party.

21. Replace family photos with pictures of random people.

22. Remove all the bookmarks from someone’s web browser.

23. Fill someone’s car with packing peanuts.

24. Change the language settings on someone’s phone or computer.

25. Put confetti in an umbrella so it falls when opened.

26. Swap the labels on canned goods in the pantry.

27. Leave a trail of breadcrumbs leading to someone’s bed.

28. Sign someone up for multiple mailing lists and subscriptions.

29. Write fake love letters and leave them where they’ll be found.

30. Use disappearing ink on important documents.

31. Hack a crypto influencer's account to announce a fake memecoin giveaway.  

32. Create a fake memecoin and pump it in chat groups, then dump it.  

33. Send spam emails claiming people have won free memecoins.  

34. Make a fake airdrop announcement and watch the chaos.  

35. Convince a friend to invest heavily in a "hot" new memecoin that doesn’t exist.  

36. Spread a rumor about a major exchange listing a fake memecoin.  

37. Launch a fake memecoin with a ridiculous name and watch it trend.  

38. Set up a fake website promising double returns on memecoin investments.  

39. Brag about memecoin gains using photoshopped wallet screenshots.  

40. Start a Twitter feud between two fake memecoins.  

41. Create a fake memecoin mascot and send it to influencers.  

42. Organize a memecoin treasure hunt that leads to nowhere.  

43. Fake a major hack of a memecoin wallet.  

44. Make a meme about a fake memecoin founder’s scandal.  

45. Host a live stream where you “burn” fake memecoins for clout.  

46. Fake a partnership announcement between a well-known brand and a memecoin.  

47. Spread false news about regulatory approval for a memecoin.  

48. Leak fake documents showing big-name investors backing a memecoin.  

49. Create a countdown timer for a fake memecoin launch event.  

50. Promote a fake charity event funded by memecoin donations.

WARNING

This dude is f*cked up

He's likely to:

Crac

Crac

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